"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"
"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" -- seen on Cape Cod
"Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton"
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"Procrastinate Now"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"
"Party -- My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
"If a woman's place is in the home, WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"
"He who dies with the most toys is still dead"
"Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog"
"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."
"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
"HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"
"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"Automobile -A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people."
"MOP AND GLOW -Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team."
Don't Eat my Legs…I need them (Picture of a Frog)