Humor

The Gospel Gun

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, so she yelled,

"STOP! ACTS 2:38!!"

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman called the police. When the police arrived she explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there when all the lady did was yell a scripture?"

"Scripture?!", replied the burglar, "I thought she said she had an axe and two 38's!"