Humor
WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO HEAVEN
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get
me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday
School class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me
into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy
to all the children, and loved my wife, would that
get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
and gave all my money to the church, would that get
me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday
School class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me
into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy
to all the children, and loved my wife, would that
get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
