Songs

Do Your Ears Hang Low?

  Do your ears hang low?
 Do they wobble to and fro?
  Can you tie them in a knot?
  Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
  Like a Continental Soldier?
   Do your ears hang low?

   Do your ears hang high?
 Do they reach up to the sky?
      Do they wrinkle when they're wet?
     Do they straighten when they're dry?
      Can you wave them at your neighbor
  With an element of flavor?
   Do your ears hang high?

   Do your ears hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
  Do they wave in the breeze
       From the slightest little sneeze?
 Can you soar above the nation
 With a feeling of elevation?
   Do your ears hang wide?

    Do your ears fall off
       When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
Or bounce up at every sound?
       Can you stick them in your pocket
   Just like Davy Crocket?
    Do your ears fall off?

 Does your tongue hang down?
   Does it flop all around?
   Can you tie it in a knot?
   Can you tie it in a bow?
      Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
  Like a Continental Soldier?
 Does your tongue hang down?

   Does your nose hang low?
  Does it wiggle to and fro?
   Can you tie it in a knot?
   Can you tie it in a bow?
      Can you throw it o'er your shoulder
  Like a Continental Soldier?
   Does your nose hang low?

    Do your eyes pop out?
  Do they bounce all about?
  Can you tie them in a knot?
  Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
  Like a Continental Soldier?
    Do your eyes pop out?